Beer drinkers are turning into women

Beer is one of the most sugary drinks there is, and when men drink too much of it their bodies become flooded with the female hormone oestrogen. This results in fairly slim, undefined arms, a huge round belly and ‘moobs’ (man boobs). And before you women laugh, there aint nothing sexy about a bird holding a pint of beer! Do yourselves a favour and ditch the beer in favour of vodka, sparkling mineral water and fresh lime – at least then you’re getting hydrated at the same time as heading in the right direction of your five a day.

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